Malleus was tall. It was painfully obvious. Only problem , he had to bend down to kiss you , which meant you could never surprise him! How horrible , right?

so being the incredibly smart (idiot) person you are , you bought the highest high-heels you could find.

not a great idea , but hey , atleast you can cling to him?

you're currently trembling and holding his shoulders as you try not to fall over.

also, damn these are hard to walk in. And they hurt like hell.

you probably can't kiss him like this.