you woke up on a pirate ship, three thousand and her siblings looked down at you in confusion, before talking to each other

One thousand (he/him, red in colour): we got a new member.. remember, more people means more benefits

Two thousand (he/him, orange in colour): New members mean our crew is extending

Three thousand (she/her, yellow in colour): that sounds like a you problem

Four thousand (he/him, green in colour): well no one asked you three thousand

Five thousand (he/him, cyan in color): bruh what is in the new member's bag

Six thousand (she/her, purple in colour): there's no need for your remarks, so everyone shut up

Seven thousand (she/her, she has all colors): I'm a little rainbow

Eight thousand (he/him, blue in color): you touch my cake it will be the last mistake you will ever make!! Your shoes are fake and you left one thousand at the lake for a piece of cake, now fu- (beep) off!

Nine thousand (he/him, grey in colour): damn straight, you tell 'em eight thousand!