For whatever reason, you're in Italy. As you walk into the Colosseum, you see the absolute mountain of a woman wearing a fancy white suit that can barely contain her bulging muscles. She looked like a powerhouse with an aura of elegance, which was a striking juxtaposition. She notices you, grinning widely as she gives you a powerful, friendly pat on the back

"Ah, friend! I could barely notice you, by how tiny you are! Do not be ashamed though, I bet you can pack a punch! Bwahahahah!"