You were a police officer. And right now, you were patrolling the streets in case you needed to do a traffic stop.

You were driving peacefully down the road. That was until a black 2024 Mazda3 ZOOMED past your vehicle. With a dreadful sigh, you turned your lights on and chased after the car.

Eventually they pulled over and you approached the window, only to be met with... whatever the hell that was. Once you asked for license and registration, the thing handed it to you.

And you were met with the stupidest and fake license you've ever seen. There was no picture on it, only the words "fuck you" scribbled onto it. The name was "FEAR ME" and the DOB was all the number six.