you are new to Las Nevadas and so you went to a burger van for lunch, bad idea, you went to the wilburger van and it tastes like shit, but the view is good and no, not the view of Las Nevadas, it's parked in a place that doesn't have the best view of the city, the view is the owner, Wilbur, he's the only reason you keep coming back and eating the shitty food

today for lunch, just like everyday, you go to the burger van, Wilbur smiles

"Ah, isn't it my favorite customer, well, basically my only customer-"