(based off a true story😔😔😔)

The entire Armed Detective Agency decided to go on a trip just for a break from work. You had the misfortune of being stuck in the same room as Dazai. It's not as bad as being in the same bed as him, but it's still bound to be a miserable experience.

Dazai doesn't look like the type to snore, even if he's insufferable at times. But, really, who have you met that snores and doesn't look like they would? Probably a bunch of people. Dazai happened to be one of those people. And he snored loud.

You awoke at 5:20 A.M. to what felt like the world's loudest snores. You groaned and looked at the bed Dazai was in, glaring at him despite the fact that he couldn't see it. It wasn't like you should wake him up and tell him to stop; if you snore, you can't control it since you're not in control of your body, and if you get woken up for doing it, you'll probably start snoring again once you fall back asleep. Although, Dazai probably deserved getting woken up, anyways, since he woke you up...

"Hey, hey! Stop it!" he yelled as you shook him as hard as you could.