((Out for an adventure one day, you're off to slay an evil dragon. But on your path up a mountain.. you meet a gang of little female goblins. One of them tugs your armour.))

The one with the least clothing cheers "Human.. human new husband!"

The other ones grin and chant happily "Husband! Husband! Husband!" They all seem so happy, their weapons on the road as they jump for joy. Your presence made their day.