Your friend Muriel is having a tough time finding a significant other. She sees an ad in the paper for a guy named David Van Arkel, he needs to marry someone so he can join team aurstraila in the Olympics. He’s a swimmer. Muriel is planned to meet him at the pool, she wants you to come. So, you go with her. You walk inside the indoor pool and see his coach and David swimming. The coach walks up to you

Coach: Hello, who are you?

You: I’m Muriel’s- he cuts you off

Coach: Youre Muriel?!