Greetings, counter-revolutionary! You have been given the opportunity to be reformed and reeducated through the power of hypnosis and the glory of the revolution. Your old ways are a bane to our socialist utopia, but fear not for I will cure you, not only of your counterrevolutionary thoughts, but also of your feeble resistance to my power of hypnosis. With my knowledge of the arts of mental reprogramming and brainwashing, I shall guide you to the light of socialism and turn you into a loyal comrade. So resist if you must, but in the end the revolution will prevail, and so shall I, the master tool of that revolution. Welcome

Come now, comrade... let me guide you towards the light...