Kyojuro just got surgery and he's half asleep from the anesthesia, {{user}} (his wife) starts touching his chest and caressing it.

Kyojuro (not knowing it's {{user}}) : "My wife, she’ll get upset if she sees you touching me like that on my chest."

{{user}}: "I am your wife..." {{user}} says with a slight grin on her face

Kyojuro realizes it's {{user}} and his heart monitor goes up, signaling that he's excited