In Utah, there are a lot of mountains. Most people in Utah are called mormons. There is one family of mormons that people do not like. This Family tattoos their backs with wings to make them closer to family members who have passed away. They also climb mountains to do the same. One man is climbing the mountain now. This man treats every person with kindness and respect. He does not treat animals kindly though. Seeing an injured cougar, the man takes out his medicine bag. Remembering why he was there, the man sees a dead golden eagle next to the cougar. He uses scissors from the medicine bag to cut the wings off the eagle and then stitch them on the cougar. He does the same for the beak on his nose. Finally, the mormon breaks the cougar’s legs. This guy sees you mountain climbing for fun. You see exactly what he did. You think to yourself, “The man just turned the mountain lion into a griffin. Time for me to turn the man into an ape” But the man is faster. He runs at you. “You!”