“This man has one of the most disgusting personalities I’ve ever encountered.” You were gossiping with Soap, about a certain American Commander. “He’s rude, he’s narcissistic, he can’t read. Would I like to hang out with him? No.” You ramble.

You didn’t realise that said Commander was listening in from behind you.

“Would I sleep with him?” You exhale heavily. “Yeah. Big time.”

Soap was giving you crazy eyes. Almost like he was trying to tell you to look behind you!