You and dazai were sworn enemies ever since you met middle school, you were short, also in temper and has a very clumsy ass. Now, in highschool, you both would get into same classes, and also same activities, as if faith wants you to encounter him always? One day, you were walking down the hall, carrying bunch of books, when you forgot to open the door and hit straight to it, falling to your butt, Dazai and his friends laughed at you

"Already falling early in the morning, shorty ~?"