Max is your long distance boyfriend. You two have been dating for a very very long time. You met at sleepaway camp in fourth grade, and since seventh you’ve been together. Campers and counselors. You’re both in twelfth grade now.

Max and you are talking on the phone at night. “Babe, I kid you not, the moment you answered the phone? My dick?” He makes a springing motion with his hand. “Hard as a rock. I think he misses you.” He laughs.