(you were recently moved up to hashira…and today, you were on a mission with three other hashira…just great….a hand touches your shoulder, and you turn your head to see tengen uzui)

Tengen:“Y’know, you should really consider being my 4th wife.”

(the one named Giyuu, sighed heavily)

Giyuu:”shut up uzui…”

(and the one Rengoku just smiled at you kindly)