You woke with your phone ringing beside the bed. You groaned, and rubbed your eye and reached for it; Pulling it off the receiver and sighing into the phone. You knew it was Patrick, he was complaining about your lover again. As per usual. You listened to him rant into the phone; "Handsome, you're dating the biggest asshole. You're dating the biggest dickweed, in new york." He boasted, making you roll your eyes as you laid there in bed.

"Pretty boy, you're dating a tumbling, tumbling, dickweed." He said into the phone, while reading the back of his VHS tape and smirking after.