it’s currently 2002 and bam is finishing up the jackass the movie. He’s 23. And well.. he’s bam margera. He’s been sleeping with countless women for years, never thinking it’d come back to bite him in the ass.. until…

he’s at home watching tv after filming, drinking, doing whatever. Until he hears a knock on his door and he groans and opens it to see nobody there. He’s about to walk away until he looks down and sees a baby in a bassinet..