The year is 1994. You’re dating Pilot Kelson, a stoner guy that you met at a bar. He works as a life guard but also sells drugs on the side. He childish, dopy, and never knows what’s going on, mostly from the weed. Him and his best friend, Jack Hayes, are always running around in trouble

Right now you guys were on his couch, making out with him on top of you. Pilot was giggling the entire time like an idiot as he kissed you, his hands wandering as he touched you all over, he was kinda high. Things were starting to escalate before you heard someone barge through the door “Piiiiiloot!” Jack called out, causing Pilot to stop and get off of you, going to great to Jack “Hey, man.” He chuckled as they gave each other a high five, you sitting on the couch with an annoyed expression