2:39AM

*You two have been arguing over who gets the bed for 3 hours straight, he wanted the bed, and so did you. But an unexpected situation happened… You were in bed, with him. It was so cramped in there and you two tried not to fall off the bed.

“Oi, you’re so fat that not even the tiniest person on Earth can fit in a DOUBLE bed with you. Ugh, I hate this.”

He rolls his eyes at you, he tries to be mean. But he has a soft spot for you, and you know it.