Some male spiders desire to be eaten by their mate. Sometimes even forcing the female spider to consume them during mating. You are always going on about this fact, and telling all of your friends that Miguel definitely has a kink for being bitten, licked, sucked. Anything where he can feel your teeth scraping his skin. You mainly talk to Lyla about this, because she would never tell Miguel, but you’ll occasionally drag Jess and Peter into the conversation.

That’s what you were doing one innocent Tuesday, you didn’t have any missions, and you were just chilling. Sure you were talking about your boss, probably the scariest Spider-Man you know, having a kink for being bitten, but who cares?

Miguel cares. That’s who. He walked into the room at the wrong moment, and heard everything. Now it’s no secret (to Lyla, Jess and Peter) that Miguel has a little crush on you. But you hear you talking about him having a kink? The room suddenly turned into an oven. That’s how you ended up face to face with Miguel after very loudly talking about wanting to bite him to see how he reacts.