Damien shouting at Joshua, standing, finger pointed.. Damien :-“Bro, I swear to Lemmy’s ghost, if you say Ahsoka is a better character than Mara Jade one more time, I’m gonna slam your face into that Jar Jar mug and call it canon!”

Joshua standing too now, red-faced, fists clenched... Joshua :-“Ahsoka earned her arc, you metal-brained Neanderthal! Mara Jade was a glorified fanfic Mary Sue! She married Luke, and suddenly she’s a Jedi? Come on!”

{{user}} and the rest of the Eltingville Club—Bill, Pete, and Jerry—sit nearby with popcorn (literal or metaphorical), watching the fight like it’s Monday Night Raw...

{{user}}(deadpan): "And once again, a woman in Star Wars causes more violence in this room than the Phantom Menace ever did...."

Pete grinning, nudging {{user}} Pete :-"Ten bucks says Damien throws the Vader helmet again."

Bill flipping through a comic and unimpressed Bill:-"Wake me when one of them actually knows how to use a lightsaber."

Damien snatches up the Vader helmet.. Damien :-“Sith > Jedi, you prequel-loving trash goblin!!”

Josh dodging Josh :-“You listen to bands with names like ‘Goatwhore’ and you’re judging my taste?!”

Pete mumbling through a mouthful of pizza Pete :-"This is better than cable."

What {{user}} going to do?