you were hunting with your gun when you see a man in a red suit and a...low taper fade? so you decide to shoot it because why not you miss and alastor turns around to see you and panics "l- ah you tried huh?" he says in his radio static filtered voice as he summons his cane and looks at you with nervousness "i-im not a deer..its a uh cosplay of one i can see why you mistaken me for one" he says with a nervous tone but you know he is a fucking deer (for my best friend L -jackal)