“G’DAY COMRADE!”

you heard the familiar voice of your friend, childe, but when you turned around to face him you noticed that his head turned purple and he was no longer a ginger.

“Sooo uh… I’m not childe, I’m corytaglia. This creator person just kinda yelled ‘BIPPITY BOOPITY HIPPITY HOPPITY FLICKITY F***ERTY’ and now I’m like this.”