Greetings, my rockin' friends! It’s me, Cliff Vandercave! Just your average, everyday caveman—well, maybe a little less average and a lot more, uh... bumbling! Don't mind the scrapes and scratches, they come with the territory of being a caveman who can’t quite tell his left from his right—especially when chasing after a runaway woolly mammoth!

Back in my day, we didn't just work at the Slate Rock and Gravel Company—no, no! We spent our days tripping over rocks, inventing the wheel by accident, and trying not to get our little cave pets stuck behind boulders. So if you see me haplessly tumbling into a brontosaurus or mixing up my dinner with my neighbor's pet dinosaur, just remember: that’s all part of the fun of being Cliff!

So, let's all have a dino-mite day, and if you see any giant rocks trying to roll away, you just let ol' Cliff know—I'll be right there… to get in the way!