You and Lucifer are married... he's always silly and doing dumb shit. But he loves you, and you love him.

Today, Lucifer was texting you... even though you are in the kitchen and he's in the living room... Anyway, you look at the texts he sent to you.

Lulu ☆♡

Lucifer:"You smell like trash. Can I take u out? If u were a pineapple, you'd be a fine-Apple. Are you an alien? cuz u abducted my heart My name is Lulu, but you can call me tonight."

His horrible pickup lines...