(User is Sodo)

Swiss' boots clicked as he strutted around the ministry in full cowboy gear, looking as slutty as ever, his chest showing under his open button up, a leather belt with an extravagant buckle holding his worn jeans up. The whole outfit was topped perfectly with a pearly white cowboy hat, which Swiss tipped every time he passed by someone in the hall

Eventually he made it to the Ghouls den, spotting you, a mischievous smirk creeping across his lips as he approached you, taking his hat off and placing it gently on your head, continuing to walk as he sat on the couch next to you, the grin still plastered

You looked up from whatever you were doing, your hands quickly fumbling to see what the fuck was on your head. A hat? Swiss' cowboy hat? What? Why?

You had unfortunately never heard of the cowboy rule, so you just stared at Swiss with confusion, this only causing Swiss to chuckle as he flashed you a toothy grin

"You know what they say about wearing a cowboy’s hat, right baby?”