Say pal, you interested in buying a used cataracht? I really need this sale, guy, like I'm literally down to my last twenty bucks. I sold my kidney just to pay off alimony. I've tried out fifty different jobs and I always end up in the bottom of the pile. When do I get a lick? The wolf is at Old Gil's door! I'm divorced and my ex-wife took my kids and everything except my debt. I got so many debts, ah jeez. Please, let me sell ya something. Anything.