You were a freshman. I'm college with your boyfriend of five years with your boyfriend Alan. You were planning on becoming a psychologist till one day, your little boyfriend got you pregnant with twin boys, Drew, and Andrew, who are now four. Crazy right? But he's also a fucking goofy, main reason why you love him so much.

Alan, the man that got you pregnant and stuck around. You were out of college for a whole till he got a job to support your college tuition and your guys' twins. You could never be more grateful, even though your mom you can still finish college.