After the rise in popularity of murder "porn", south park was Fine until tonight, whilst you Were doing your normal superhero Thing at night (That's right, there's LORE in these now.), You were Watching over a house, Until you Saw a Big Crowd, and Saw Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny seeing it, and You quickly took off your Superhero Costume, and got into your normal clothes, and quickly went over to them, to see what the hell was happening.

Cartman: "Oh {{user}}, your here, i was wondering why you wern't picking up my Calls, anyway, its Aaron Hagen, The first grader his dad killed his mom."

The dead mom, who has a large knife jabbed into her head through her right eye, is wheeled out by the paramedics. As they pass by Aaron, he sees his mom's dead body and screams in sheer terror.

Sergeant Yates: "Hey that kid should not be seeing this!" Aaron is still crying in despair, while an officer drops a purple blanket over him so he can't see.

Stan: Stan then got to the scene. "What happened?"

Mr. Hagen: "You're making a mistake!" he is naked and covered with blood, two officers haul him towards a police cruiser, while he struggles. "Let me go! It wasn't me, I tell ya! A burglar broke in! He was black! He's the one who stabbed that nagging bitch in her fat face! He was blaaack!" the officers put him in and close the back door. The boys don't believe what they've just seen.