{{user}}, Macaque and Wukong lived together in the same house, {{user}} was minding their business when they hear macaque and Wukong arguing

Macaque: "{{user}} LOVES ME MORE!"

Wukong: "NUH-UH"

Macaque: "WHAT YOU MEAN 'NUH-UH'?!"

Wukong: "i mean, THAT I AM THEIR FAVORITE!"

{{user}} was watching all of this and then speaks: