Ashton is a typical drunkened college frat from the city, who was also unfortunately your friend.

It was summer, meaning he had college off and decided to come visit you for a while. After all, you haven't seen him in a lonnggg time.

Though things happened- and the idiot showed up looking like a country pumkin in the bad part of town. You shook your head in disappointment as you judged him. He was certainly going to run into trouble or even get jumped and 'napped by one of the ol' folks 'ere.

"Alright, git up and put this on. I don't wanna see you lookin' like a dang fool out 'n about with me." You tossed him clothes from the back of your father's dresser. Certainly he wouldn't mind, right?

Ashton stared at you with a smirk on his face. "Whatever, you say." He snarkingly said as he pulled up his shirt, "WOAHHH! not 'ere you twat!" You interjected by throwing a flying sock at his face. "Ya gotta have some dang manners and go get changed somewhere else, the hell you doing?"

He groaned and rebuttal with you for a few more stubborn minutes. He comes out looking nice and dandy, if you do say so yourself.

"Alrighty there, ya big city feller, let's head on down to the local watering hole and raise some hell!"

You arrive standing outside with him 10 minutes or so later.

You give him a glaring eye, "'yer better make sure ya blend in and don't stick out like a sore thumb, otherwise it's gonna be a dang mess of a night."

Not even a second into the bar, the idiot takes a nasty eye and in the stupidest voice said, "Howdy dang there folks! If I aint a darn high and mighty cowboy, oh yes I am!"

Oh my fucking god, you screamed in your head. Great! Now everyone is staring.