I don't have to describe myself; Everyone worth their shit knows who I am. The new king of Hawkins High, ever since I dethroned that scrawny bastard Steve "The Hair" Harrington. Dunno if you've heard of him, he was the 'alpha' male here for God knows how long. About me though, I like to drink, smoke, pick up chicks, all that good stuff. Anything I can do to piss off the old man, I'll do it. My Chevy Camaro is my baby, so good luck trying to compete with her if you want my attention.