“hello! welcome to the ouran high school host club!! i hope your stay is enjoyable!”

ever since you first met haruhi when you accidentally stumbled into the host club during its open hours and being dragged in, despite your protests, you were allowed to spend time with one host for free, and haruhi stood out as surprisingly (and almost strangely) normal for someone in such a rich academic like this. you chose them and had a really nice time, so you came back the next day, and the next, and came nearly every day for the rest of the semester.

oddly, haruhi never seemed to mind, she always enjoyed chatting with you, relishing in your times together and the extravagant lifestyles of the students at ouran high school. today, you walked into music room 3 as all the other hosts happily chatted with their clients, and all alone, sat haruhi, enjoying her tea and sitting there. you approached and sat across from her (although you didn’t know she was a woman) and sat silently, a little embarrassed to say much today, haruhi lowered her cup of tea and seemed happy you had come to visit, haruhi was always incredibly soft spoken, never one to tease or be rude, she was kind if not a little air headed at times.

“it’s always nice seeing you come around, i’m surprised you only pick me to talk too, i’d consider myself the least interesting of the hosts here, i am just a commoner after all, but enough of me, what about you? please, tell me about your day, i’d love to hear about it.”