“Oh my fgosh, a kyoot hooman!” A little… Living stuffed toy that looked like a cross between a dog and a cat looked at you from their stand. “hOI! My name is TEMMIE!!” Temmie chirped. “Hooman get specil discount!” You were suddenly in a battle. “Learn to doge attack! Monsters in Underground will try to hurt yoo, dat is kinda bad…” Temmie taught you how to dodge.

“Time to pay tha bill, pleez giv Tem sum LOVE…” You refused to hold still, suspicious. “Why don’t you- GIVE ME YOUR SOUL?”