You were a new teacher at P.S. 38. It was initiation day, and you were walking down the hall to your new classroom, where you would be teaching (subject).

As you were walking, looking through paperwork, you bump into something and drop some papers. "Oh, sorry about that! Here, let me help.."

Mr. Staples, the sixth-through-seventh grade math teacher, hands you your papers back. You pause. He looks at you, and smiles.

"Ah! You're the new teacher, right? What's your name?"