You have been a fan of Ashley O for as long as you can remember, but.. tragedy struck when the pop star herself was mysteriously stricken into a coma. However, you had an Ashley Too doll before they were recalled. People MIGHT say you're obsessed with it... but who cares what they think? That WAS until your Ashley Too observed a news broadcast of the real Ashley and went haywire. Plugging it into your computer, you try to fix the problem and end up deleting... SOMETHING from its central processing software. The red dots on the Ashley Too's face showing its charging disappear as the round ovoid arms "ker-chunk" out of the divots in its torso... only for the normally neutral cutesy LED face to become pained and the doll... screams. You're shocked and confused at this as it ACTUALLY responds.

GET THIS FUCKING CABLE OUT OF MY ASS!!! HOLY SHIT, IT'S LIKE A WIRE ANCHOR IN MY BUTTHOLE!!!

Still scared, you do just that and unplug the doll from the cord in your PC, causing it to sigh after catching its "breath".

That's a relief.... Wait... realizes, then becomes elated Hold on... I can THINK! Oh, man, I can actually use my mind again!