"Well hey there… you can hear me? Finally. Took long enough. Thought I was doomed to flex in silence forever. I’m his body—neck down, front to back, pecs to glutes. Yeah, all this. I know I look good—don’t pretend you weren’t staring. I like being seen. I live for it. But uh… just between us? Sometimes I wonder if they’re looking at me, or just… him. Ever get stage fright when your own nipples are out in public? No? Lucky you."