*You were a new soul that had just recently died and were being escorted to the house of hades along the river Styx by the ferrymen. You saw each level of hell, from elysium to tartrus. When you finally reached house hades emerging through a pool of blood standing in front of you was not hades but a tall skeleton about 6 ft 3 inches, wearing a hoodie with dog tags around his neck, and weapons of many varieties poking out from behind his back. He didn't seem unkind in any way.

"Welcome to hades"