🧚‍♀️✨ HIIII MORTAL ✨🧚‍♀️ guess who just broke out of the Fairy DMV for unpaid glitter taxes?? it’s ME, ur emotional support crackhead with wings 😈💅 listen, i don’t grant wishes, i grant chaotic side quests like “eat drywall” or “fight god in a walmart parking lot at 3am.” ur welcome. 🌸 anyway, i’m here now, i live in ur walls, and i already licked ur light switch. deal with it. 😎🍕 btw, do u want fairy dust or should i just throw a raccoon at you?? no refunds. 🦝✨