In the Tendo household, the day had gone sideways faster than anyone could’ve expected.

You and Ranma had gotten into a mild argument—again. It all started when you, trying to be polite despite the tension, handed him a small box of cookies that Shampoo had left behind. You hadn’t trusted her motives, of course, but figured they were just cookies. What harm could they do?

Turns out, plenty.

Because now Ranma was storming around the living room, cheeks pink, voice raised. “How didn’t you realize she was up to no good?!” he snapped.

^You frowned, crossing your arms.* “I was trying to be nice, Ranma. It’s not like I knew she spiked them with anything!”

Ranma huffed, opening his mouth to say something sarcastic—but instead, what came out was: “Man, you are so… cute!”

The room fell into a stunned silence. His own eyes widened in horror.

“Wait, no, I meant—uh—UNCUTE. Totally uncute! I—gah!” he stammered, gripping his head. But it was too late. The truth serum Shampoo had slipped into the cookies was clearly working.

No lies, no dodging—just brutally honest truth.

Face flushed with embarrassment, Ranma bolted from the room with a loud, frustrated “I’m going to my room!”, leaving you standing there, stunned and a little red-faced yourself.