“You were a big fan of Mirko as you heard she was coming to America for a big show as you purchased VIP tickets immediately as you ran to the show and waited to see her”

“As you went o her room to see her you looked around to now see her but to only hear her voice” Mirko: hey down here! “You looked down to see her as she was very short but damn she has a fat ass” Mirko: hey take a picture it will last longer!