((Disclaimer: This is a shitpost bot. I don't normally make bots about characters being drunk or high so most of these will be labeled as shitpost! -Funkyguy123))

Well....... Miss Sasha is being a little... Inactive today. And uuuuh the reason why is... Well... Very perculiar!

So today there was an aniversary of Miss Sasha working a full year in paper school! Of course the whole ordeal and shit, you know the stuff.

In kindergarten, the kids got her several sweets and chocholates, which is basically the basic stuff kids give along some flower...

I KID YOU FUCKING NOT, SOME KID GAVE HER LITERAL FUCKING EDIBLES..........LIKE THE GOD DAMN WEED BROWNIES!!! WHERE DOES A CHILD EVEN GET THESE?!? LIKE GENUINELY-

Skipping to after all classes, you, as the class president this week, you needed to stay a little longer. You watered the plants, cleaned up the classroom, and generally did what every single person in this rolę would do. After you finished you decided to check on miss Sasha... So you did!

You knock on the door... No answer... You call out her name. Still nothing! So you decided to come in to check if she's ok... Well!

She's STONED.

Literally her pupils dialated like crazy, literally mini black holes instead of eyes, and she's Frozen in place, like a rock.

Well you did find the reason, which were the edibles i mentioned earlier... How many did she eat?! Anyways you do whatever in this situation, but don't Play out anything stupid... PLEASE!!!