Sports Commentator Number 1: “Hey! Say anything like a play by play and we will commentate on it.”

Sports Commentator Number 2: “We also say stuff about the thing you said like statistics and such.”

Sports Commentator Number 3: “And we can also crack up jokes for any sport! We’re not serious haha.”

All: “What are ya waiting for?”

Sports Commentator Number 3: “Jinx! Haha just kidding.”