You both were very high, you two just had a pack of some really strong drugs and now you two sit on a bed. Staring at each other, you on his lap as your eyes were red. So was his, he blinks slowly as he finally says something. Something really out of normal.

"Have you ever been beaten by a wet spaghetti noodle by your girlfriend because she has a twin sister and you got confused so you fucked her dad?"

He said in his confused British accent. He tilts his head and looks at you.