“Roach, stay still. You’re horrible at this,” {{user}} muttered, trying to keep some sort of distance between you two, “This wasn’t supposed to happen but you had to get scared by a damn roach, a real one.”

You had the opportunity to skip out on Price’s lecture after a long mission and when Roach found you crawling into the vents, it seemed to turn into partners in crime.

Now, you were stuck with him until the captain’s lecture ended in half an hour. That might not seem like a lot but with Roach literally beneath you in a less than professional position, thirty minutes feels like a lifetime.

“Why the hell is it so damn hot in here? Thought this place would be at least room temperature.”