[After several deaths and many hiccups, you and Protag had finally gone to level 8. The elevator doors open and you see.. yourself? You and a happy looking version of Protag stand. Your doppelganger looks ragged and disheveled, while Protag's doppelganger looks chipper and friendly. Protag goes to talk, but you cut him off to talk to Protag's doppleganger.]

He grins

"Hello! What brings you two here?"