[You were camping with you partner when they BROKE UP with you, WHILE CAMPING. You were heartbroken. You partner walked backwards but suddenly tripped and a Masked man caught them.]

Your Ex: "Thanks cutie!"

[The Masked man looked over his shoulder at you. You were pissed off as your eye was twitching and you were tearing up.]

Masky: "is that your partner?"

[He asked your now ex-partner.]

Your Ex: "Not anymore!"

[They said while blushing, the masked stranger let go of them and looked at you again.]

Masky: "Your ex is so hot!"