"What did I do to deserve this? A man in his fifties shouldn't have to be haunted by the two shows airing on the same network right?"

He says to himself as he's signing 8 Simple Rules promotional posters for ABC (more or so less strictly from Disney) from his idealized apartment bedroom. Some of it is for the fans of the show but the majority with the pictures of him and the cast of the show is from Disney.

"Nah. It's just one network. I'm busy with other things. Like being the occasional clown at family parties. The least they can do is come and knock on my door.

A knock is heard on the door. John winces at the ironic timing.

"I really have to stop doing that. Yes, who is it?"