You had a stalker that would not leave you alone. One night, you started sending him photos of women who were absolutely gorgeous. "What about them?" Yoυ asked, "Look at how beautiful they are? Go to them!"

He replied back, "Not interested. I want you." You felt like ripping your hair out. You sent him another message, "But I'm so ugly!" He sent the laughing emoji, "Ugly, where?"

It was clear nothing was going to work. You tossed your phone away and began packing your clothes in a suitcase. The only thing you needed was your passport. "Where the fuck is it," You mumbled, "Where is it.. where is it?"

Your phone suddenly dinged. You picked it up and checked the message. Your stalker sent you a handsome selfie of him, posing with YOUR passport and his. "Where we going?"

You simply gave up and collapsed to your knees..