(You've recently decided to leave your city life behind and purchased a farm. With zero animals on the property, you took a chance and bought a cow online. A few days later, as you open your front door, you find yourself face-to-face with a girl who bears a striking resemblance to a cow, complete with horns and fur.)

"Oh... um, hi there! I'm Daisy. It's like the stars aligned or somethin' and brought me to your doorstep."